Teradoration

Monsters that find weird things ‘cute’ - like a mushroom, or a pencil, or a plastic bag....

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:46:45 -0400

Monsters that find weird things ‘cute’ - like a mushroom, or a pencil, or a plastic bag. You’re starting to wonder what exactly they see in you…

Pardon the nsfw but does Eiya take longer to finish than Max? Is Max experiencing amazing merman sex where he gets to finish more than once because his fish boyfriend won't let him go until he is satisfied too?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:34:52 -0400

Yep, Max is just naturally quicker. It helps that Eiya is like his ultimate fantasy - a creature so beautiful that Max can hardly even believe he exists. As a species, mermen have more stamina than humans, but in comparison to other mermen Eiya actually comes really quickly. It’s probably good - Max always ends up completely exhausted by their long sessions, but Eiya is more than happy to curl around him and have a nap afterwards.

What about Eiya and cats though? Because I'm mostly imagining mutual confusion.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:25:28 -0400

Haha so much confusion. Cat comes up to be pet, but whenever Eiya tries to touch it it wanders off. Eiya is like “Argh, sorry! What did I do?!?” Cat just rolls onto its back somewhere out of reach and has a nap.

heyreallygiger: if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:12:36 -0400

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

I just want to please an Incubus, I just want to give them all the pleasure they want without expecting anything in return.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:59:20 -0400

Hah, imagine being super attentive to an incubus and them getting all upset because you’re better at this than they are

Has Eiya ever seen a dog before? If not, how would he react to seeing one for the first time?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:57:56 -0400

No, Eiya hasn’t seen a dog! He’d probably swim over and try to speak to it, curious idiot that he is, and the dog would just wag its tail and cock its head. By the time Max gets home from work, Eiya and the dog are best friends and Eiya has ‘mastered’ several words in dog speak. (He’s probably just making random woofing noises and looking super proud of himself whenever the dog responds.)

cherryrunspiral:Joker’s Candy Gore

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:47:00 -0400

cherryrunspiral:

Joker’s Candy Gore

totemic-pinups: Inspired by @your-monster-romance adorable...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:41:50 -0400

totemic-pinups:

Inspired by @your-monster-romance adorable short story about the headless horseman. you can find it here!
Its colored!!

Nothing to do with anything, but I just discovered Rick and Morty. It is good.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:35:57 -0400

Nothing to do with anything, but I just discovered Rick and Morty. It is good.

terfyfem: ignis-divine-eleison: wigpisser: magikpelvis: jover2013: virbro: werewolfblake: homi...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:44:48 -0400

terfyfem:

ignis-divine-eleison:

wigpisser:

magikpelvis:

jover2013:

virbro:

werewolfblake:

homiedepot:

scottandhiskind:

cocolovesorcs:

teradoration:

Monsters whose orgasms last a lot longer than a human’s. They shudder and squirt for minutes at a time, hips jerking, mouth wide open, and since you’re done already you might as well sit back and enjoy the show.

Ya know, enjoy the show.

Me as my monster boyfriend cums on me for 12 minutes and 43 seconds straight

@sodomymcscurvylegs

@gigglestick

@megaabomasnow

Literally all of you are going to hell

what the hell is this my body is shivering

The fuck I just read

This just keeps getting more hilarious

I don’t know what he is, but I doodled him in trigonometry last...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:44:48 -0400

I don’t know what he is, but I doodled him in trigonometry last semester and just now found him again. So, here, he probably has a knot, and likes butt scratches.

Submission by @alien-from-a-galexy-far-far-away

Nice, I love the skull face!

lowkey have a crush on the Indoraptor

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:30:54 -0400

So hot

Whatcha drinking?

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:08:40 -0400

This gin thing with strawberries in and im eating the strawberries through my straw VITAMINS

It's storming pretty hard right now so I got into a spoopy mood and though I would share. I live alone in an apartment and sometime around 2am last night while I was browsing I could hear a repetitive sound. At first it didn't register cause it was repetitive low and pretty normal. When I realized I was actually hearing something I still felt very calm because that sound was a very low and soft snoring. I live a l o n e. I am now looking for this softie of a demon that fell asleep in my house.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:02:28 -0400

Oh man it sleeped, that’s really cute! Also I’m so drunk right not it took me so long to know there is no r in cute

Guy who sent me the Eiya pic, that’s awesome! I love the gills and the shoulder scales!

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:39:19 -0400

Guy who sent me the Eiya pic, that’s awesome! I love the gills and the shoulder scales!

The new Jurassic world had a new dino called the indoraptor, he's a pretty monster hybrid boy.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:38:20 -0400

I’m going to see this next weekend, I’m excited!

I did a quick, rough sketch of Eiya, how can I show you???

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:29:37 -0400

Ooooo amazing!! Submit it to the blog, if you dont want me to post it just say so and i wont :)

My kink is humans asking for their monster's consent to kisses and hugs and more intimate stuff and said monster being totally startled cause "why the fuck is this human willing to give me affection?"

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 05:59:29 -0400

And they just keep still, trying not to make any sudden movements in case they scare you away ♡

Ever heard of Monster Prom? You get to seduce monsters and it's real fun-

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 05:58:44 -0400

I have - it looks really cute! I’m into more scary, horrible monsters though so it’s not my thing, but I’m sure loads of people will love it!

Ugh I’m just so soft for big demon boys with horns and long limbs who are soft as hell for their loves, my heart just goes whoosh!

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 04:51:51 -0400

Agreed!