Teradoration

Teradoration A teratophilia blog in which I write stories about monsters. Some are very nsfw. If you're feeling generous, my ko-fi account is at https://ko-fi.com/teradoration. Icon by @writhingbeneathyou. Our monster discord can be found at https://discord.gg/CsW5rVt
 

Monsters that find weird things ‘cute’ - like a mushroom, or a pencil, or a plastic bag. You’re starting to wonder what exactly they see in you…

Posted June 26, 2018 at 2:46 pm 116 notes

"Pardon the nsfw but does Eiya take longer to finish than Max? Is Max experiencing amazing merman sex where he gets to finish more than once because his fish boyfriend won't let him go until he is satisfied too?"

Asked by Anonymous

Yep, Max is just naturally quicker. It helps that Eiya is like his ultimate fantasy - a creature so beautiful that Max can hardly even believe he exists. As a species, mermen have more stamina than humans, but in comparison to other mermen Eiya actually comes really quickly. It’s probably good - Max always ends up completely exhausted by their long sessions, but Eiya is more than happy to curl around him and have a nap afterwards.

Posted June 26, 2018 at 2:34 pm 19 notes

"What about Eiya and cats though? Because I'm mostly imagining mutual confusion."

Asked by Anonymous

Haha so much confusion. Cat comes up to be pet, but whenever Eiya tries to touch it it wanders off. Eiya is like “Argh, sorry! What did I do?!?” Cat just rolls onto its back somewhere out of reach and has a nap.

Posted June 26, 2018 at 2:25 pm 10 notes

Reblogged from monstrous-daydreams

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: forbes30under30medialuminary)

Posted June 26, 2018 at 2:12 pm 605506 notes

"I just want to please an Incubus, I just want to give them all the pleasure they want without expecting anything in return."

Asked by Anonymous

Hah, imagine being super attentive to an incubus and them getting all upset because you’re better at this than they are

Posted June 26, 2018 at 12:59 pm 51 notes

"Has Eiya ever seen a dog before? If not, how would he react to seeing one for the first time?"

Asked by Anonymous

No, Eiya hasn’t seen a dog! He’d probably swim over and try to speak to it, curious idiot that he is, and the dog would just wag its tail and cock its head. By the time Max gets home from work, Eiya and the dog are best friends and Eiya has ‘mastered’ several words in dog speak. (He’s probably just making random woofing noises and looking super proud of himself whenever the dog responds.)

Posted June 26, 2018 at 12:57 pm 20 notes

cherryrunspiral: “Joker’s Candy Gore ”

Reblogged from teratofreak

cherryrunspiral:

Joker’s Candy Gore

(Source: freakshowcherry)

Posted June 26, 2018 at 12:47 pm 211 notes

totemic-pinups: “Inspired by @your-monster-romance adorable short story about the headless horseman. you can find it here! Its colored!! ”

Reblogged from monstrous-daydreams

totemic-pinups:

Inspired by @your-monster-romance adorable short story about the headless horseman. you can find it here! 

Its colored!!

Posted June 25, 2018 at 5:41 pm 499 notes

Nothing to do with anything, but I just discovered Rick and Morty. It is good.

Posted June 25, 2018 at 4:35 pm 35 notes

I don’t know what he is, but I doodled him in trigonometry last semester and just now found him again. So, here, he probably has a knot, and likes butt scratches. Submission by @alien-from-a-galexy-far-far-away Nice, I love the skull face!

I don’t know what he is, but I doodled him in trigonometry last semester and just now found him again. So, here, he probably has a knot, and likes butt scratches.

Submission by @alien-from-a-galexy-far-far-away

Nice, I love the skull face!

Posted June 25, 2018 at 12:44 pm 31 notes